[pressgang] Quote of the Day, August 25, 2020

[Kevin Nauta]

Frazz: Spike, listen to me. That woman is dangerous. Forget it. She'll take youto pieces!

Spike: Dangerous, are you serious? Just look at her.

 

They turn to look at Lynda. She approaches aboy sitting in front of a type-writer. 

 

Lynda: Graham, what the hell is this supposed to be? I told you I wanted fivehundred words maximum! I said I wanted facts, not theories! I'm absolutely sickof your pathetic inability to follow the simplest, the most basic intructions!One thing I've always wondered about you, Graham. When you wake up in themorning, how do you tell?

 

Kenny whispers something in Lynda's ear.

 

Lynda: Well which one is Graham?

Boy: He's in hospital.

Lynda: What's the visiting hours?

Kenny: Lynda... 

 

He gently herds her away.

 

Spike: See? Isn't she sweet?

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