[pressgang] Quote of the Day, February 27, 2020

[Kevin Nauta]

Colin:  You look down, Frazz.

Frazz:  Yeah, well you know how itis. Just tension, I guess.

Colin:  Hey, tension - I canrelate to that! Stress City, right?

Frazz:  Yeah, I just don't seem tofind a readily available and harmless method of relaxation at a price I canafford.

 

A small group of people has now gathered around them to listen.

 

Colin:  You know, Frazz, a lot ofpeople have said that to me. And that's why CM Enterprises have come up withthe Rubber Relaxer!

Frazz:  What is a Rubber Relaxer?

Colin:  I'm glad you asked methat. (picks up a sucker) It's one of these, Frazz. A Rubberized TactileTension Extractor. (puts one on the forehead) Tests have proven by wearing oneof these, you can actually reduce frowning.

Frazz:  That is amazing…!

Colin:  Yes! And at a price youcan afford, only one pound for a CM Enterprises Rubber Relaxer!

 

The crowd begins to scatter.

  

Colin:  Nine out of ten peoplewho've tried them couldn't be bothered to say whether they'd worked or not!Come on, form all a queue, no fighting at the back. Come on, suckers - I meanpeople!

Frazz:  Nice try.

 

Colin jumps down from the table.

 

Colin: (bitterly) They'll buy them. I'll make them buy!

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