[pressgang] Quote of the Day, June 22, 2020

[Kevin Nauta]

Spike:  Oil fields under Norbridge High School?Colin:  I hadn't got to that bit yet!Spike:  No, and you're not going to! What is this?Colin:  So you saw through my disguise?Spike:  A tablecloth with a headband on it? No, it was just a lucky guess.Colin:  It's a lovely little deal, Spike. You won't believe what those guys will fall for.Spike:  So, where did you get the car?Colin:  My uncle. He's in on this.Spike:  And the invite?Colin:  Well, I am a business partner, aren't I?Spike:  Colin, Lynda's here tonight. It's very important for her to make a good impression. And it'snot gonna to look too good if her financial advisor is running around dressed as an Arabian knight trying tosell oil fields under the High School! So you cut it out! Now!
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