[pressgang] Quote of the Day, March 6, 2020

[Kevin Nauta]

Colin:  Well, sir. Some of us downat the Gazette, some of the most devoted admirers of Lynda are trying to gettogether a special Lynda Day exhibition. Erm, we're calling it "A Day GoesBy".

Mr Sullivan:  Go on.

Colin:  And, well, I was justwondering if you had any - I don't know - trivia from her past. You have noidea what a *thrill* just an old report card would be. We could spend *many*happy hours just reading aloud from her old medical records.

Mr Sullivan:  Did you haveanything specific in mind?

Colin:  Well, sir. There was justone thing... A children's story, she wrote it in her first year. I believe itwas called... (looks in his notebook) "The Fluffy-Wuffies and theSilly-Billies". That's just so Lynda, isn't it, sir?

Mr Sullivan:  Colin, I think if itwould have fallen into the wrong hands it would cause Lynda considerableembarrassment.

Colin:  Ah, I understand whatyou're saying, sir, and you can rely on me. 

Mr Sullivan:  You wanted to see metoday to get that book, didn't you?

Colin:  Well, you're a busy man,sir.  I wouldn't have wanted to see youfor nothing, would I? 

Mr Sullivan:  And I don't want tosee you for that door. Out!

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