[pressgang] Quote of the Day, March 23, 2020

[Kevin Nauta]

Colin:  Hey Frazz, you look down.

Frazz:  Oh I'm fine, Colin. It'sjust that old tension again.

Colin:  But Frazz, you're alreadywearing a CM Enterprises Rubberized Tension Extractor.

Frazz:  Well, I guess there are somesituations where even a sucker on the forehead isn't enough.

Colin:  You know, Frazz, that's sotrue. And that's why those clever people at CM Enterprises have come up withthis. It's another CM Enterprises Rubberized Tension Extractor.

Frazz:  You mean I can wear *two*suckers on my forehead? Isn't that just a little dangerous?

Colin:  Not at all, Frazz. Butit's a lot more relaxing. 

Frazz:  Hey, I feel betteralready! You know, I just can't imagine how you guys are gonna keep up with theinevitable increased demand for these suckers.

Colin:  We're already up inproduction, Frazz. In fact, you know our new sucker slogan? "There's onemade every minute"!

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