[pressgang] Quote of the Day, May 15, 2020

[Kevin Nauta]

Kenny: Before you say a word, shut up! There's a theory in this newsroom thatif you keep your mouth shut for more than thirty seconds your head willexplode. So prove us all wrong! The only thing I want to hear your mouth do isto ask Spike to this party. Now! This minute!

Lynda: (looks down) Spike, want to go to a party?

Kenny: Spike!

Spike: Ah, yeah, sure… Love to.

Kenny: Good! And furthermore I am now designating this party as your firstofficial date! (gets back to his chair) See, Lynda? Wasn't so difficult afterall, was it?

Lynda: (to Spike) Are you going to let him speak to me like that?

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