[pressgang] Quote of the Day, November 18, 2020

[Kevin Nauta]

Spike:  My guess is, it was a gas leak. I was sayingto this guy just before I could smell gas, and he couldn't. I said it must betime to change my underwear!

 

She laughs.

 

Spike:  Now you see, you find that funny! He didn'tget it! I had to spend about an hour explaining it to him. I still got thediagram somewhere. Are you okay in there?

Girl:  I'm fine. Keep talking.

Spike:  Well anyway, the next thing I'm at thecounter buying a tape for a friend. That old shopkeeper - the guy with themoustache - he's just ringing up on the tiller and I'm just realizing I don'thave any money on me. Then, the shop blows up. I remember thinking "What alucky break"!

Girl:  At least you're keeping your sense of humour.
Spike:  It's the last thing to go.
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