[pressgang] Quote of the Day, August 9, 2021

[Kevin Nauta]

Alec:  Divorce the bitch!

Kenny:  What?

Sarah:  That's the problem.

Alec:  Divorce the bitch!

Sarah:  Sorry.

Alec:  Please, I did ask you - don't use that word.

Kenny:  (confused) What word?

Moira:  Problem.

Alec:  Divorce the bitch! Darling!

Moira:  Every time someone says that word, Alec says"divorce the bitch".

Kenny:  Why?

Alec:  I can't help it. I just have to say it.

Colin:  Right. Like I can't get my finger off mynose.

Alec:  The thing is, it's starting to affect mywork.

Kenny:  Really?

Alec:  I'm a marriage guidance counselor.

Kenny:  Yeah, I can see how that might be a bit of aproblem…

Alec:  Divorce the bitch!

 



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