[pressgang] Quote of the Day, August 22, 2021

[Kevin Nauta]

Kenny:  Hello, can I help you?

Zoe:  I'm looking for Lynda Day.

Kenny:  She's not in right now.

Zoe:  We need to speak to her very urgently. Wehave information that she has stolen a passport. I'm sure I don't have to tellyou how very serious this is.

Kenny:  No, you don't.

Zoe:  The passport must be returned immediately.

Kenny:  And you must be Zoe. I think the Americanembassy getting involved is a long shot. Anyway, I just phoned them, and theydon't have a call through to us. So who's female, American, and wants Spike toget his passport back?

Zoe:  You must be Kenny.

 

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