[pressgang] Quote of the Day, July 21, 2021

[Kevin Nauta]

Colin:  Can I just make anotherinterjection? Those guys out there haven't quite made up their minds about you.I mean, maybe you're just one of those wacky kids who likes to tease hisfriends with a loaded firearm. We all know one. So why don't we start gettingthem to feel positive about you. What I was hoping when I came in here was,erm, maybe you could release some of this lot. A fewof the more attractive girls, maybe, uh - showing a bit of cleavage. Let'spackage this right. I'll take them outside, and tell everyone what a sweet andreasonable guy you are, if only they can be bothered to look past the gun. Whatdo you say?

Clown:  MaybeI will give them something to think about.

Colin:  Right.Yeah.

Clown:  Gostand with her. (points with his gun)

Colin:  I don'tthink I'm getting right behind your concept.

Clown:  Move!

 

Colin moves to stand beside Lynda.

 

Colin:  Erm,just remember I'm basically neutral in this ongoing crisis situation.

Clown:  Andyou...  (points the gun at Kenny) Andyou. (points at Spike)

Sarah:  What areyou doing? What do you want with them?

Clown:  Youwant join them? Fine - move.

Sarah:  No, Ijust...

Clown:  Move!The rest of you, out. Out!

 

The rest of the news team leave. 

 

Colin:  Erm...You shouldn't really think of me as a hostage, more a facilitator.

Clown:  Shutup! You stay.

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