[pressgang] Quote of the Day, June 25, 2021

[Kevin Nauta]

Spike:  You look nice today, boss.Who dressed you?

Lynda:  I got up in the dark.

Spike:  Oh what a night. Oh if Ikeep this up, pretty soon I'll be in a specimen jar labeled "wow"!

Lynda:  I heard you were onlystill alive today because science sent your body back.

Spike:  Ha! So many women, I can'texactly remember all their names. I expect I've got them tattooed somewhere.

Lynda:  Well knowing you, Spike,you better get someone to read them to you.

Spike:  Well that's a good idea.Find me a blonde who reads with her finger.

Lynda:  Find me a blonde whodoesn't.

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