[pressgang] Quote of the Day, May 9, 2021

[Kevin Nauta]

Sarah:  Hello. Hello?

Boy:  Where's Rod? Ineed to speak to Rod.

Sarah:  I'm sorry,there's no Rod here. What number were you dialing?

Boy:  I don't knowwhat number, I just know Rod's there. So get him.

Sarah:  How could younot know...

Boy:  I'm stuck here.I could be found any minute.

Sarah:  Why are youstuck?

Boy:  Who is this? Whoam I talking to? 

Sarah:  Why are youstuck? Look, what do I tell Rod? Why are you stuck? He'll want to know! I mean,you know Rod.

Boy:  Well I can'tsee.

Sarah:  What?

Boy:  Well he had somekid of spray stuff, he sprayed my eyes. I can't see. And if I'm caught here…

 

He hears voices outside the shop.

 

Boy:  I'll phone youback.

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