[pressgang] Quote of the Day, May 14, 2021

[Kevin Nauta]

Since I got the date wrong and tomorrow's quote of the day is today's, you can read today's quote of the day tomorrow and everything will even out!

Sarah:  Look, I'mgonna tell you the truth, okay? Are you listening?

Boy:  Shoot.

Sarah:  The truth is,you've got the wrong number. I don't know any Rod. There's never been any Rodhere. Just don't hang up. You're in trouble, maybe we can help.

Boy:  You think I'msome kind of an idiot?

Sarah:  What?

Boy:  Look I know fora fact I've got the right number, okay? A fact! An hour ago Rod phoned thisnumber and said he'd be over in ten minutes - I was there! 

Sarah:  I'm sorry, butyou did get it wrong. 

Boy: Is this part of the test?

Sarah:  What?

Boy:  Look I know thisis the right number, you understand me? I know! (hangs up)

 

Cut to the newsroom.

 

Colin:  I just can'tbelieve you blew it like that! I feel so let down on a deeply personal level!

Sarah:  Shut up,Colin!

Colin:  I trusted youlike family! I've always looked up to you like, like one of my own mothers!

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