[pressgang] Quote of the Day, October 3, 2021

[Kevin Nauta]

Girl: There she is!

Girl#1: Lynda, can I have your autograph?

Lynda: What are you lot doing in here? Get out!

Girl: Oh, please!

Lynda: Look, I'll sign one and the rest of you can copy it. Who'll ever know,right? (signs a paper) Now out of here, the lot of you.

 

She holds the door open and watches as theyleave. Two girls remain.

 

Girl#1: Are you gonna marry Spike?

Lynda: No, I'm not!

Girl:  Doyou love him?

Lynda: No, I don't!

Girl: That was quite a kiss…!

Lynda:  Actually,he presses too hard and he's always a bit wet. Now out!

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