[pressgang] Quote of the Day, October 13, 2021

[Kevin Nauta]

Colonel X: Good evening, Sir Edward. Did I mention I have had my walking canefitted with a small, but effective

dart gun?

Sir Edward: Colonel, thank God that you are here! That computer over there has beenprogrammed to detonate a nuclear device hidden somewhere in England.

Colonel X: Just as I suspected.

Sir Edward: Be careful - it may be booby trapped.

Colonel X: Don't worry, I have had experience in dealing with this kind oftechnology. Fortunately, I have a hatpin. And some string.

Sir Edward: Good Lord! How could you have known that you'd be de-activating acomputer?

Colonel X: It is a policy of mine, Sir Edward, always to expect the unexpected.

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