[pressgang] Quote of the Day, October 21, 2021

[Kevin Nauta]

Lynda: The thing is, I've decided I should startseeing other people too, and I think you should know I've got a date.
Spike: Oh good, good…

Lynda: What do you mean good? I just told you I've got a date!

Spike: So what do you want from me? A reference? What's his name?

Lynda:  Ah...

Spike: Oh, I see. You've got a date, but you just don't know who with.

Lynda: Well I've narrowed it way down. 

Spike: You know what, Lynda, you couldn't get a date if you were paying forit.      
Lynda: 'Course I could - we've got loads in petty cash.
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