[pressgang] Quote of the Day, August 31, 2021

[Kevin Nauta]

Lynda:  Looks like Colin got his nose fixed.

Sarah:  Sorry we're a bit late. I'll let Mr Maringodo the talking. His name is John Hardy, by the way.

Maringo:  I'll keep this brief, as it's hardly in myinterest to annoy you any further. Alec Connell has never been a marriageguidance counselor. He's also never been hypnotized. He was pretending tobecause he was paid to. As was the man you saw outside the theater talking tohis shoe. As were all my other victims. Uh, apart from Colin. He was the onewho paid them. 

Lynda:  (to Colin) You're his manager, aren't you?You set this whole thing up to get him publicity on our front page.

Maringo:  I'm afraid that's correct. You'd be surprisedhow good this kind of publicity can be.

Colin:  (moaning in pain) Uhhh! Sorry, Lynda, it'sjust that damn bullet wound I took during the gun siege while I was negotiatingfor your life. Erm, better I just go and lie down now. Try not to worry. 

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