[pressgang] Quote of the Day, September 5, 2021

[Kevin Nauta]

Zack: And at eleven o'clock we've got more Cartoon Crazy Stuff with the KaratePigs. They're my favourite, I just love those little pig guys! In just a fewmoments we'll be taking a look at some of the Crrrrrrazy Stuff drawings andpaintings you've been sending in. But first something really different.Something really special. (picks up a Junior Gazette paper) The Junior Gazette,A voice for today's youth! Now that's what I call "good news". An'this morning we're gonna going to be talking to the editor, L-l-lynda Day.

 

The TV viewer takes his feet down from thetable.

 

Zack: Matter of fact, I think she might be in Cool Cat's den right now. CoolCat?

Cool Cat: Hey, that's right, Zack. So get over here and say a big hello to LyndaDay. Hi Lynda!

Lynda:  Good morning.

Cool Cat: Are you feeling cool?

Lynda: No, I'm fine.

Zack: Okay, Lynda, tell us about the Junior Gazette! How did it all startthen?

Lynda: Well...

Cool Cat: (interrupts) Hang on, Zack. You said I could interview her!

Zack: Hey, Cool Cat, it's *my* turn.

Cool Cat: You always take the pretty ones for yourself!

Zack: Ha! Isn't that cat terrible? Ha!

Lynda: Well, it's not very convincing.

Zack: Right, ha-ha-ha. He, uh, he just needs you to play with him a littlebit, that's all.

Lynda: What?

Zack:  Goon, a quick scratch behind the ears, that's how to shut up a stupid animal!(laughs)

Lynda: Well, if that's what it takes. 

 

She gets up and scratches Zack behind the earsand sits back down. The TV viewer laughs.

 

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