[pressgang] Quote of the Day, February 13, 2022

[Kevin Nauta]

Frazz:  Hello, Susan, do share your problem with us.

Susan:  I've got this dog. The sweetest little thing,it really is. I love it.

 

Frazz isstarting to look bored. He leans back into his chair and starts reading apaper. 

 

Susan:  But my neighbours, they hate it, because itdigs up their front lawn and barks all night. They're really getting on my caseto get rid of him. What do you think I should do?

Frazz:  Pardon?

Susan:  What shall I do, Dr Cool?

Frazz:  Oh leave him.

Susan:  Leave who?

Frazz:  Your husband.

Susan:  I-I'm talking about my dog. My neighbourswant me to get rid of my dog.

Frazz:  Ah, I know that, Susie, I do. Ah, just trustme on this one. You see, the real problem here is your husband. What you'redoing here is you're refocusing your anxiety system onto something else. If youreally want to solve this dog thing you're gonna have to get rid of yourhusband.

Susan:  I'm not married!

Frazz:  Well, your boyfriend, obviously. I mean,ditch your boyfriend.

Susan:  I'm not going out with anyone at the moment.

Frazz:  Phone your last boyfriend and tell him thatyou're definitely not going back out with him, okay? Do I have to spelleverything out for you?

Susan:  Sorry. 
Frazz:  It's no wonder that younever get a date! 
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