[pressgang] Quote of the Day, July 24, 2022

[Kevin Nauta]

Woman: We've been watching you. First you take forever to take our order andnow that you have, you haven’t been anywhere near the kitchen!

Lynda: Yes I have! I was standing right next to it!

Man:  Butyou haven't taken out order to the chef is what we meant!

Woman: You just went to the toilet - we were watching. 

Lynda: Well that's where the chef is.

Woman: In the ladies?

Lynda: He's just, er, using one of the sinks. The kitchen was getting a bitsmoky.

Woman: (horrified) You mean, he's preparing food in the toilets?

Lynda: Well no. Mainly the sinks.

Man:  Idon't see how we can remain in a restaurant where the bathrooms are being usedto prepare food!

Lynda:  Wellyou can use the staff toilet.

Man:  (tohis wife) Come on, darling, we're leaving!

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