[pressgang] Quote of the Day, June 8, 2022

[Kevin Nauta]

Spike: Something's wrong. She's calling for help! I've just been too dumb towork it out!

Lynda: You tell him honey - you're dumb!

Frazz: Spike, *I* got one of those calls.

Lynda: Right, I called you.

Frazz: See, if she had a problem she'd call you. But she doesn't even like me. 

Polly:  Igot a call too. Last night, the same thing exactly. No one spoke.

Lynda: Guess who?

Frazz: Polly's new here. Would Lynda even remember her name?

Lynda: So what am I trying to tell you - think! 

Frazz: So can we please go now?

Spike: Lynda, if that's you can you give me some kind of signal?

Frazz: This is embarrassing!

Lynda: How can I give you a signal? You can't hear me!

Frazz: Spike, it's not Lynda. Do you want the clincher?

Lynda: Spike, for God's sake don't listen - it is me!

Frazz: Colin!

 

Colin sticks his head out of his office. He'swearing a blue wig and sun-glasses.

 

Colin: Who?

Frazz: I'm just guessing - did you get a call last night and no one spoke?

Colin: Yeah. (takes off the wig) Yeah, I did.

Frazz: You're gonna die.

 

Colin inhales in fright and quickly shuts thedoor.

 

Frazz: In a crisis, would Lynda call Colin? Would anyone?

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