[pressgang] Quote of the Day, March 7, 2022

[Kevin Nauta]

Lynda:  (without looking up) Morning, Spike.

 

He drops down from the ceiling.

 

Spike:  Morning, Lynda!

Lynda:  Don't hang from the light fittings, it won'tmake you taller.

Spike:  Maybe if you hung on my ankles.

Lynda:  Do it again. I'll hang on you all right, andit won't make you taller.

Spike:  Surprised to see me so happy?

Lynda:  Well, we're still dating.

Spike:  That's not why I'm happy.

Lynda:  That's why I'm surprised.

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