[pressgang] Quote of the Day, March 9, 2022

[Kevin Nauta]

Spike:  I woke up just knowing that you wouldremember my birthday.

Lynda:  Of course I do. But it was ages ago, wasn’tit?

Spike:  Yes, Lynda. Quite a while.

Lynda:  Right.

Spike:  Almost *exactly* a while, in fact.

Lynda:  Today? Oh. (pauses) Well how was I supposedto remember it was today? It's been a year! 

 

She gets up and opens the filingcabinet. 

 

Lynda:  Sarah, had a look at your town hall feature.I rewrote it.

 

Sarah immediately presses herStrokematic.

 

Strokematic:  One, two, three...

Spike:  You haven't got me a present?

Strokematic:  ...five, six...

Lynda:  It's the thought that counts.

Spike:  You didn't think!

Lynda:  I didn't get you a present. See? That counts.

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