[pressgang] Quote of the Day, March 21, 2022

[Kevin Nauta]

Janet:  (from inside) Come in!

Colin:  Any tips this time? What shall I do?

Frazz:  Fix your zipper.

Colin:  (frowns) You think she'd like that?

Frazz:  No - before you go in!

Colin:  (looks down) Oh! Right.

Frazz:  I don't think I could take any more of this.You don't mind if I leave… Good luck! 

 

He leaves. Colin is bent over,fumbling with his zipper. The tie gets caught in his trouser zip. 

 

Colin:  Frazz! Frazz! I seem to have caught my tie!

Janet:  (from inside) Come in!

Colin:  Frazz, you there? Frazz!

 

The door opens.

 

Colin:  Oh, God…! Somebody there?

Janet:  It's me!

Colin:  Oh! Sorry for seeming a bit strange earlier.

Janet:  Are you shy or something?

Colin:  No! No, I'm not shy at all. I-I've just gotmy zipper stuck, that's all. 

 

Janet is repulsed and steps backinto the office. As she slams the door shut, it hits Colin in the head. Hestaggers back and falls down on the floor. Janet opens the door again and walksover to him.

 

Colin: So, Janet… Iguess you get tired of guys trying the smoothy routine? 

 

He falls over to the side,unconscious. 

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