[pressgang] Quote of the Day, May 11, 2022

[Kevin Nauta]

Sarah: Oh good! She's dead! Finally I get to have a conversation with her whereI say something. And do you know what I'm gonna say? I'm going to explain, inblistering non-stop detail, what a lousy editor, what a faithless friend, whata complete and utter selfish cow she is. And she's just going to have to liethere and take it. Because the poor dear's unconscious, right?

 

Cut to the hospital. Sarah is sitting in thecorridor. 

 

Doctor: And it was a full hour before you called an ambulance? 

Sarah:  Iwas talking to her.  

Doctor: She was unconscious.  
Sarah:  It seemed like a goodmoment
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