[pressgang] Quote of the Day, May 27, 2022

[Kevin Nauta]

Spike: So if you're at home, how come I had to phone you on your mobile? Thephone in your flat is ringing out.

Lynda: Well excuse me if I don't leap up and freeze to death in the hall! Ihappen to be in the bath!

Crawford: Stay here, I'll be back in a moment.

Lynda: Fine, right.

Spike: Who was that?

Lynda: Ah, there's a water shortage.

Spike: So you got someone in the bath with you?

Lynda: I'm joking. It's just, you know, the plumber.

Spike: You got the plumber there while you're in the bath?

Lynda: It's okay; he's blind.

Spike: Blind?

Lynda: Yeah, why not - you can plumb blind!

Spike:  Iwanna speak to him.


Lynda: Ah... He's gone out to his van.

Spike: He drives?

Lynda: What's your lucky number? 

Spike: Excuse me, but I would like to know more about this blind drivingplumber you bathe with! Could you explain any of that?

Lynda: Well I'm lying obviously. You know me.

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