[pressgang] Quote of the Day, August 10, 2023

[prydonia]

Kerr:Why do I feel the Junior Gazette is becoming a dumping ground for all your problem pupils?

Mr. Sullivan:Problem pupils? Lynda Day, Kenny Philips, Sarah Jackson... I've given you my star performers.

Kerr:Sullivan's stars, eh? You've also given me Godfrey Hunter, Frazer Davis...

Mr. Sullivan:Frazz. He insists.

Kerr:Not exactly stars, Bill.

Mr. Sullivan:Plenty of energy, though. (Sits down) And isn't that what you said you wanted the Junior Gazette to be? A chance for youth to channel its energy productively.A chance you seem to think us teachers weren’t quite providing.

Kerr:You're going to make me regret saying that, aren't you?

Mr. Sullivan:(laughs) Oh, you never could resist a challenge, Matt! (Opens his briefcase)And speaking of challenges, I've saved the best till last. If you can get this kid to channel his energy productively, I will nominate you for the Nobel peace prize!

Kerr:Another interesting one?

Mr. Sullivan:To the point of expulsion.

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