[pressgang] Quote of the Day, December 4, 2023

[prydonia]

Lynda:Spike, darling! You didn't tell me you were coming here tonight!

Spike:What?

Lynda:Are these all your friends? I've heard so much about you.

Andy:Well I ain’t heard a thing about you, love.

Lynda:He hasn't mentioned me? Oh we go to the same dance class together don't we, darling?

Andy:Dance class?

Lynda:He didn't mention that either? Oh you're so modest! You know, I think Spike's got a serious future in ballet.

Spike:Ballet?

Lynda:But you're more interested in your poetry aren't you, sweetheart?

Spike:Look, she's lying. I don't do poetry and I don't do ballet.

Lynda:Oh Spike! Next you’ll be denying you're on the Junior Gazette!

Spike:They already know that I work at the Junior Gazette.

Andy:Yeah, but you did deny it before, didn't you?

Lynda:Can I just read you a poem he wrote me for my birthday?

Spike:No, I don't think you can!

Lynda:He's so impulsive!

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