[pressgang] Quote of the Day, December 15, 2023

[prydonia]

Lynda:You know those two guys, the ones Danny photographed?

Kenny:Yeah.

Lynda:You know what they are? Professional arsonists.

Kenny:Professional arsonists? What, they torch the building; Jack Slade gets the insurance money…

Lynda:And the two guys get paid.

Spike:And there's a gap in the street the next morning.

Lynda:Except they were on our front page. The police saw it, recognized the two of them, and knew what they must have been up to. And here we are! But what's really important about all this is that we're back in action. They love us in there. We've got friends! We've done them a big favor and we're never gonna let them forget it.

Kenny:What do you mean?

Lynda:Our second issue - how we foiled the arsonists!

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