[pressgang] Quote of the Day, December 29, 2023

[prydonia]

Spike:Ping-pong balls.

Lynda:*Half* ping-pong balls! How many of them?

Colin:Well, they make them in two halves, you see, and they always have a few defective ones left over.

Lynda:How many?

Colin:A hundred thousand.

Lynda:(incredulously) Are you telling me Colin, that you've spent Gazette money on a hundred thousand defective half ping-pong balls?

Colin: It was a bargain. Look, we're getting into the ground floor here. It's an investment, it's a whole new concept in…

Lynda:Balls! Colin, the ping-pong balls are yours, and the Farndale money is the Gazette's. And I expect it back. Clear?

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