[pressgang] Quote of the Day, November 4, 2023

[prydonia]

Colin:No, I've not run away. I'm in a phone box just over the road! I only wanted to surprise you…

Cut to the newsroom. Lynda sighs in frustration. Kenny holds up the swear box. She puts in another coin.

Lynda:Surprise me again, Colin. Tell me how we can afford a phone!

Colin:You haven't been listening, kid. We can afford it because we're not paying for it. Like I told you, my cousin's a BT engineer and he kind of owed me a favor. Now listen, he put the Junior Gazette's phone though the senior Gazette's switchboard and fixed it so they wouldn't know. We use it and Matt Kerr pays for it. And there's no way they'll ever find out.

The door opens behind him.

Colin:Hang on, Lynda. (turns)

Lynda:You, newsroom, march!

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