[pressgang] Quote of the Day, October 25, 2023

[prydonia]

Spike:There's a band coming to Sherrington, next Wednesday. I could get some tickets.

Lynda:One, I have no wish to go all the way to Sherrington with you to see a bunch of dead-heads drowning out their music with the noise it makes…

Spike:And two?

Lynda:I'm already going.

Spike:Well, now you don't have to go alone.

Lynda:Who said I was going alone?

Spike:What, you mean you're going with a girlfriend or something?

Lynda doesn't respond.

Spike:Your brother?Sister? Mom? Dad? Dog?

Julie:James Armstrong.

Spike:James Armstrong?

Julie:Yeah, he's a maths student at the college. Tall, blond and edible.

Lynda:Satisfied?

Julie:I know I would be.

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