[pressgang] Quote of the Day, April 20, 2024

[prydonia]

Spike:Do you eat Chinese?

Lynda:What?

Spike:I'm hungry. Time for dinner. (jumps up on a desk)

Kenny:Well, usually we go down the fish-and-chips shop.

Spike takes up an apron from his bag.

Lynda:What are you doing?

Spike:Peking-style chicken and garlic. Sound okay?

Lynda:You can cook?

Spike:Yeah. Well at my house it's either me or my dad. He only does beans. Ever seen my dad? Beard stubble and dirty T-shirts. He's the sort of guy whose only serious interest in life is breaking wind, you know? That's why he likes beans - it's a meal he can enjoy twice.

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