[pressgang] Quote of the Day, April 28, 2024

[prydonia]

Colin:The zip's stuck. It's totally, totally stuck!

Kenny:Look, it can't be. Let me see. (tries to open it) You're right – it’s totally, totally stuck.

Colin:That's it - I'm out. I'm finished. I'm dead. Just tell my parents and put me in the wok.

Kenny:Why is it such a disaster, Colin?

Colin:Why? Kenny, there are certain things you can't do stuck in a pink rabbit costume! Like meet Warner Edison, for one. Certain other things I could mention too. My legs are crossed in four places.

Kenny:Then why not just go as you are?

Colin:Oh great plan, Kenny! Terrific, fantastic! Maybe he won't even notice! Maybe he'll just think I'm overweight and furry!

Kenny:Yeah, I suppose you’re right, Colin. I mean, even you haven't got the kind of silver tongue to talk your way out of this one, right?

Colin:Are you serious? Hey guys, you weren't actually taken in by my little joke there, were you? You didn't actually think I was upset there, did you? I mean, don't just stand there gawking, guys. If you only knew how stupid you all look!

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