[pressgang] Quote of the Day, August 10, 2024

[prydonia]

Colin:I'm phoning these guys, right ‑ the ones that don't know they're being hit? I'm saying, "Hey, we're doing a big feature on your shop" ‑ which is true ‑ "so why don't you take out an advert to beef up the impact?" And they're saying. "Hey, great deal!" Then I'm charging them for twice the normal rate because of the size of the spread they're getting. It's beautiful! They're paying us to expose them.

Lynda:Colin, you are remembering it was our idea?

Colin:Hey, guys! I'd never have thought it up without you! (walks off)

Lynda:Do you think we should tell him we're giving all the money to the hospital?

Kenny:Don't be cruel!

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