[pressgang] Quote of the Day, December 9, 2024

[prydonia]

Sarah:Spike, remember that school science department story we were working on? You researched it, I wrote it,

and Lynda rejected it.

Spike:What?!

Sarah:Look it was only two weeks ago. John Hampton, fifth year. Does a brilliant project on the mating cycle of the salmon and gets failed for bad handwriting.

Spike:What has that got to do with anything?

Sarah:Colin wants to do the story. And if Colin wants to do the story…You've got to admit one thing, Spike. He must have some kind of committment to serious journalism.

Cut to the printing plant. The new headline of The Gaz reads "Sex scandal at Norbridge High. Fish involved".
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