[pressgang] Quote of the Day, February 17, 2024

[prydonia]

Kenny: Yeah, we're wanting to do an interview with you for the paper.
MrSullivan: Let me see...That will be about my piped-infertiliser.
Kenny: Well kind of, yeah.
MrSullivan: I'm free tomorrow night. I'll come to your newsroom. It will be better for you.
Kenny: No, you can't! We need it now; it's an emergency.
MrSullivan: Sorry, Kenny - impossible.
Kenny: Why?
MrSullivan: Because of the table I've booked at a fabulously expensive restaurant and the excitingly beautiful lady who will be joining me at it!
Kenny: And what doesMrsSullivan have to say about that?
MrSullivan:MrsSullivan says, and I quote, "Son isn't it about time you settled down?" Good night, Kenny.

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