[pressgang] Quote of the Day, July 23, 2024

[prydonia]

Lynda:And why's Jeff on the school story instead of Sally?

Spike:Sally had to go home.

Lynda:Had to what? Spike, we've got rules about people ducking work!

Spike:Yeah, I know ‑ only four grandparent funerals per person. She was sick. I had to let her go!

Lynda:Did you use a thermometer?

Spike:You didn't tell me I was allowed to do physicals!

Lynda:Spike, I've got to have proof.

Spike:So I'm told. Is it true that you made a guy bring home his tonsils from the hospital?

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