[pressgang] Quote of the Day, June 15, 2024

[prydonia]

Sarah:Kenny, just do it. I'm sure you've phoned girls before.

Lynda:He hasn't, you know.

Kenny:Oh shut up, Lynda!

Lynda:The only girl he's ever been out with, I had to ask her.

Kenny:Can you believe how childish she is?

Lynda:It was Ruth Simpson, wasn't it? I had to get down on my knees to that girl!

Kenny:Yeah, and a lot of good you did, too!

Lynda:I persuaded her!

Kenny:Yeah, right! Go out with Kenny Phillips, Ruth – he's dying.

Lynda:Well, I thought the sympathy angle was my best bet!

Kenny:She spent the entire evening crying on my shoulder and telling me how brave I was! I was petrified – I kept wondering what she was going to do to me.

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