[pressgang] Quote of the Day, March 9, 2024

[prydonia]

Old Lady: I wonder if you could help me. It's my plastic hip.
Tommy: What?
Old Lady: Oh my goodness! Aren't you that world famous...Oh, what do they call those people?
Tommy: Yes, I am. How can I help you?
Old Lady: You see I'm supposed to meet some friends down in the town, but what with my artificial bits...And then I saw your nice car.
Tommy: Oh I see! And where exactly was it that you'd be wanting a lift to?
Old Lady: Oh, somewhere around about where they're opening that new shop, that would do.
Tommy: Grandmother? Great-aunt?
Old Lady: Oh.
Tommy: Whatever your relationship to Colin,MrsMathews, just tell him to forget it!
Old Lady: "You rumbled me".
Tommy: "That's right, sweetheart".

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