[pressgang] Quote of the Day, May 4, 2024

[prydonia]

Kenny:Hi, Colin, what's wrong?
Tiddler:How was Warner Edison?
Colin:Dead.
Kenny:What?
Colin:He had a heart attack last Wednesday, two hours after he phoned me to come round. It was his funeral this afternoon, and they were having a sort of a gathering at his house. Do you know what I really wish?
Tiddler:What?
Colin:I wish that I hadn't pushed past the guy that opened the door, rushed into the house and shouted "Hi Warner, I'm a bunny-gram!". Do you have any idea what it's like to have every single rich and powerful person in town dressed in black and staring at you, while you're wearing a giant pink rabbit costume to a funeral? Excuse me, I'm just going into the toilet to whimper for a while.
Kenny:Colin, we've already got somebody whimpering in there. Maybe you'd like to go under one of the desks.
Colin:Fine. Thanks.

Sent with [Proton Mail](https://proton.me/) secure email.
-------------- next part --------------
An HTML attachment was scrubbed...
URL: <http://www.yoyo.org/pipermail/pressgang/attachments/20240505/9f37dfc6/attachment.htm>