[pressgang] Quote of the Day, May 6, 2024

[prydonia]

Sarah:Julie, you look worried.

Julie:Sarah, believe me I'm worried.

Sarah:What's happened?

Julie:If I tell you, promise you won't tell anyone else. You've got to promise!

Sarah:Of course I won't!

Julie:It was last night. I was on my way home; it was dark. Sarah, I saw a giant pink rabbit running along the other side of the road!

Sarah:A giant pink rabbit?

Julie:Yeah! But you know when I really got scared?

Sarah:Tell me.

Julie:When it shouted "Hi, Julie!”

Sarah:It shouted your name?

Julie:Yeah.

Sarah:Was that all it said, "Hi, Julie"?

Julie:No, it said "Can't stop, I'm late".

Sarah:Yeah?

Julie:"…For a very important date".

Sarah:That's weird...

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