[pressgang] Quote of the Day, May 18, 2024

[prydonia]

Mr Homer: Do you know what office supplies are about? Words! Making words, recording words, storing words, sending words. Without words we're nothing. So what better than a creative writing competition?
Sarah: Well how about publicity? I didn't see much. In fact I didn't see any except for a photocopied advert sent to the office.
Mr Homer: Do you know how much publicity we had, Miss Jackson? Enough. (gets up) Now if you don't mind…
Sarah: No, not at all, Mr Homer. I think I've got all I need.
Mr Homer: I hope it wasn't too boring for you. (opens the door for her) You come here straight from school?
Sarah: Yeah. That's the trouble with school – it always gets in the way of work.

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