[pressgang] Quote of the Day, October 20, 2024

[prydonia]

Spike:It's the ideal time to phone. She's just out of bed, she's just thinking of going off to school. She'll be so off-guard she'll even say yes to *you*.

Colin:But I've tried phoning, it's always her father that answers. He's so German - I just want to give him my name, rank and number.

Spike:You watch too many films, Colin. It's ringing. (hands him the phone)

Colin:It'll be her father. I know it.

Spike:Just be cool and be calm and go for it.

Colin:It'll be her father, he's so...German! (into the phone) Heil! I mean, hello! Oh! (hangs up)

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