[pressgang] Quote of the Day, September 10, 2024

[prydonia]

Colin:I want you to know that I care about what you're going through. And because I care so much, I'm here to show you the brand new Colin Mathews Exam Kit. In that folder there, for the most reasonable price imaginable, you get sample answers from the school's smartest brains. You get questions spotted by kids with proven track records in exam prediction.

Sarah:And I'm supposed to pay for this, am I?

Colin:Normally, I would charge you a fiver. But because it's you, because you're so close to me, and because I care about you, I'm not going to embarrass you by charging any less.

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