[pressgang] Quote of the Day, April 3, 2025

[prydonia]

Mr Sullivan:Spike! Just so as you know… While you were away she submitted a total of three documents to me, detailing your conduct at the Junior Gazette. I think she placed you somewhere between Santa Claus and Mother Theresa. And it seemed to me that she was protecting rather more than her newspaper. It's none of my business of course - but is there something going on between you two?

Spike:Ah… I think there might be, yeah.

Mr Sullivan:Then why do you keep letting her down? I mean, why do you go berserk just because Barry Crowther wrote something obscene about you on a wall?

Spike:He never wrote anything obscene about me, sir. It was about Lynda.

Sullivan pats him on the shoulder sympathetically. Spike puts on his sunglasses and starts walking. Lynda deliberately walks in the other direction.
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