[pressgang] Quote of the Day, April 14, 2025

[prydonia]

Sam:So, how are you feeling?

Kenny:Eh?

Sam:About Jenny, about being dumped. Any better?

Kenny:You know how it is. No, I'm fine really. I just have this occasional tendency to drop to my knees, beat the ground with my fists and sob hysterically.Mum has to tether me up in the garden at night so I can howl at the moon, but basically I'm still the warm, loveable human being as I ever was - except I can't speak to brunettes without attempting to strangle them.

Lynda:Kenny!

Kenny:Speaking of brunettes...

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