[pressgang] Quote of the Day, April 24, 2025

[prydonia]

Kenny:(into the phone) Lynda, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Lynda:Look, I'm sure it was your birthday or something, maybe about ten years ago. I ran off somewhere and got lost, remember?

Kenny:No. Yeah, vaguely. Turned out you were only a couple of streets away, yeah?

Lynda:Yeah.
Kenny:Didn't I bring you home? That's right, that was the birthday you didn't give me a present.Lynda:I did. I remember! I'm sure I had a present for you.
Kenny:Yeah,you had one all right. You just didn't give it to me.
Lynda:Well, I'd got lost that day! Probably it just slipped my mind. Look...
Kenny:Slipped your mind? You buried it in a flower bed!
Lynda:Is this relevant?
Kenny:I only found it four years later - I was grave digging for one of your hamster funerals!

Lynda:Look, I don't think this is the time to discuss birthday presents!

Kenny:Why not?

Lynda:Kenny, it's four o'clock in the morning!
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