[pressgang] Quote of the Day, July 31, 2025

[prydonia]

Raymond:You know Czar's burgers. It was like eating a mattress. So I stuck it in my pocket.

Sarah:Why didn't you just leave it on the plate?

Raymond:Have you seen that waitress angry? I wanted out alive! Anyway, I took it home and chucked it in

the bin. Or meant to.

Sarah:Or meant to?

Raymond:I missed. Somehow, I couldn't be bothered picking it up.

Sarah:Oh, nice!

Raymond:So it just laid there by the backstep for four days, pulsating...Do you know what happened on

the fifth day?

Sarah:What?

Raymond:It asked to come in!
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