[pressgang] Quote of the Day, August 14, 2025

[prydonia]

Kenny:Do you know why Jenny dumped me? She said I was the most understanding person she'd ever met,

and we had to split up before she strangled me. I got my own back at her. I told her I understood.

Sarah:What point are you trying to make?

Kenny:You know, I'm actually getting sick of people with successful love lives. I'm sick of happy relationships. Well anyway, what's happening with you lately?

Sarah:Oh. Nothing...
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